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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Weight Loss Plan of a man


A man called a company and orders their 5-day offer to loss 10 lb. weight.


The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a beautiful, athletic, 19 year old girl, dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. The sign contain "If you can catch me, you can have me."

She introduced herself as an agent of the weight loss company.

Without a second thought, he tries to catch her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he stopped.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens every time.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and he fined that he has lost 10 lbs. as promised by the company.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program again.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot to catch her but failed.

So for the next four days, the same things happened with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

On the fifth day when he weighs himself, he found that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and called the company again to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the agent on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he answered, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, he found a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If  I catch you, you are mine!"

He lost 60 pounds that week!!!!