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Saturday, November 10, 2012

A businessman and a taxi driver



A wealthy businessman goes to Vegas and loses all but three dollars. He comes out from the casino and called a taxi. How much is a ride to the airport?"-he asked. The driver replies that it is $6. "Come on I only have $3, but I'll pay you $15 when I get home by mailing you a check." said the man. The Driver replies "No way" and throws him out of the car.


After two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino and he wins money at this time. As he leaves the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi driver and at the end of the line is his enemy from two years ago.

The man decides to get his revenge. He goes up to the first Taxi and says- "hey will you give me a blowjob?" the taxi driver says- "no you freak, get out of my car!"

The man then goes on to the next car and says- "hey will you give me a blowjob?" the taxi driver says- "no you maniac, get out of my car!" The man continues to do this all down and finally he reaches the last taxi who his enemy.

The man asks- "how much for a ride to the airport?" The driver can’t recognize the businessman and replies- "$6 Okay." The man gets in. Then as he passes the line of other taxis, he sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumb up.